What's on your mug?

(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.) Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.

whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time? I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.

By stovO33

Mario, a young boy burdened with responsibilities beyond his years, finds himself caught in a challenging cycle. Tasked with helping his struggling family make ends meet working a job to pay his parents' bills. His life takes a darker turn when he becomes addicted to gambling, hoping to win big and ease his family's financial strain. Instead, the addiction drains his earnings and enslaves him further to his work. Mario's story highlights the tragic impact of adult pressures on a child. A guy who is force to pay his parents bills. Mario is the kind of person to gamble hie life savings away

Mario is a little boy

By zxzx Mitzu

a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone

"OMG Mario is such a loser, you don't want to be a Mario."

By lopez_mario_4

That plumber guy

Mario i am italian plumper ya

By Ilovenintendoscock

This Mario........ Is infact FUCKING EVIL

"Hello! Its-a me! Mario! IM FUCKING EVIL." - Evil ass Mario.

By Jadieee