What's on your mug?

something you will never get trust me.

Person 1: i got a girlfriend!!! Person 2: yeah right. Person 3: stop the cap bro

By nonexistantladder

Non-existent

Not even an example for girlfriend here it’s just not possible

By Bob the fucking_builder

Something you will never get because it’s just a dream wake up you bitch

“Yo does Tyrone have a girlfriend” “What’s that?”

By Myparentsleftme

i love my girlfriend so much she's kind she's sweet she's pretty asf she's hot, she's everything i need but im scared to lose her. i just hope she wont let go on me. i get jealous so easy when she's with an other guy, i want her to have all for myself. she's not like other girls, she's makes me feel safe. Where dating for 4 months now and i know im gonna lose her someday and im really scared for that day. im gonna ruin it and she is gonna break me i already know. this feeling i have for her is nice and scary at the same time. love is nice but scary.

girlfriend.

By Crazydude00888

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend Me: No Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him Me: ...

By imbored1999