What's on your mug?

person with green hair

Vegan: I dyed my hair green today Non-vegan: So you’re vegan now?

By dzadddy

Something basic bitches claim to be

Person one: is Melissa still talking about being vegan? Person two: yeah she won’t shut the fuck up about it. Like bitch damn shut up and eat your rabbit food go be sad.

By cosmicgoth

Someone who wears green and has white hair. Should normally be in their 20s but really look like they're in their 60s. Constantly asks Asian people about what body soap they use.

Erin the Vegan kept asking Brandon about his favorite soap brand. Erin: What kind of body soap do you use? Brandon: I use Old Spice Erin: That's not vegan.

By Brandonhateserin

If you're a vegan and you make your pets vegan ... there is a special place in hell for you :) Other than that, as long as you don't force your vegan opinions on to others, you're fine.

That hell spawn vegan fed their dog only vegetables.

By Not_a_Suspect

a very sensitive person who gets offended when someone questions their views but will happily attack everyone elses lifestyle. also loves it up the ass.

bald jerry is vegan, he claims he is the most environmentally friendly person on the planet because he eats trees.

By biscuitonion123