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Townie is a person NOT i repeat NOT related to a chav a townie is someone who wears normal things (such as jeans normal t-shirt and some jewelery) Most males will although be more along the lines of chimpanzee than human.wearing tracksuits bottoms from chav central (thats right JJB) and often grunt rather than speak the females however are normal teenage girls, who are normally wearing natural make up , jeans and t-shirt and look fairly normal doing fairly normal things, chatting speaking about boys etc

Townies say things like shes proper fit innit! or you me and my posse outside now innit

By Kezgetz

Person who never left town and still tends to have the same life they had during high school, except they are now attending the town's community college for more than two years and counting. Tend to have low self esteem and are highly critical of anyone who did leave town.

Maria still lives at home and has been attending the University of Mooney for over five years, she is such a Townie!

By Hester Adams

were i come from a townie is someone from "town" and has a habit of saying things like payned for pound or tane for town in other places it is usually the same thing as a chav townies usually have strange names shortend into 4 letters if you are not a townie you are considered a wastman to them

townie 1:yo wassgoinon sajj townie 2:nuffin u knows i iz chillin wiv rakz in tayn

By cheesefaced123

Adj. can be used as a noun. Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies. word originates in rural southern Illinois.

(townie) "Hey can you tell me where they grow chocolate milk cows?" (non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."

By Boxycolt6

The sacks of dogshit that smell like mad mudbutt who live in your college town.

"hey man, got goosed last night and porked a townie." "You should probably gobget checked for an STD"

By RaymundoSmokesMid