1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit. 2.) M.O.M. Made of money
Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money? Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?
By Grandpapi knows where u live
A person who gave Brit you or a person who would turn off the TV because you're playing Fortnite.
Me:Who wants to pls fortnite? mom:(Turns off power) Me: OMG, it's a mom!
By Volified
Something some people call their girlfriends
Boy: hey Mom what we gonna do tonight 😏 “Mom”: oh you know exacly what
By DirtyMindedChick
A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.
John: I love my mom Bob: How so? John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.
By ElDingoRingo
Someone you will be there for you when ever you need ( especially girls ). She will love you for ever 😍
Daughter :Mom can we talk ....I'm pregnant Mom : are you serious
By Bean 032027