Jake
A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.
Its a Jake, run for dear life
By TheCookieMonster27
A complete douche bag with a super tiny dick. He is probably the worst person you can meet and if you see one you should be like one direction and turn the other way and run.
Its a Jake, run for dear life
By TheCookieMonster27
Tiny dick if try to see it you will need 90000000x magnifying glass to see it
I hate Jake penis is so small, Brady’s is nice
By Skinny duck
One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum". Plural: Jakes
If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.
By DEADMEMEGOAT
The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.
Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag* Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?" Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of." Becky: "Yikes"
By Nicole_Evans
Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.
Waiter: Enjoy your meal! Jake: You too!! Jakes mind: Shit. *crashes into a tree*
By doodie hole