What's on your mug?

A way to affectionately express your love to a friend or family.

Cathie, you are such a douchebag!

By cthompson912

My ex boyfriend, Jayson.

Friend: Did you see that douchebag?! Me: Oh, that's my ex, Jayson!

By WakaWoman

A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.

I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!

By Count Frolic

A bag used to hold one or more douches.

I bought so many douches, I needed a douchebag to carry them.

By ibuprofen

Pretty much just another insult, refers to a vagina cleaner, One of the most ineffective insults I’ve ever heard, I can't take someone seriously when they say it. Commonly used by Americans

me: so I tripped over at the party, luckily your girlfriends tits broke my fall Sam: you're a douchebag me: really, that's all you’ve got to say Sam: yeah don't say that about my girlfriend you douche me: well anyway after the fall she asked me to get my dick out for her suck on a bit Sam: get fucked you sad cunt me: that's better

By frankonera