A person, GENERALLY a man, who is shallow & hot...a PLAYER with a SLICK game. He is USUALLY very attractive & well-groomed, but his lack of conscience and self- absorbed behavior renders him completely intolerable to be around.
"I am horny, but MY GOD, He's such a DOUCHE... I just want to punch him in the face."
By Here To Help 711
A stupidass fucktard that wears they uglyass hat sideways and has they pants down to their ankles like a physically retarded shit that exposes they tiny crippled shitty dirty ass short uglyass microdick
Look at that gay douche
By Fucdatbish
A term of endearment used to express boundless, unbridled, and unconditional love for your friends (and vaginal cavity)
bye, douche
By natsrox1998
A douche is a trustee of a family estate who says he's going to file a "stolen property" police report on his sister and brother-in-law for picking up their 80-year-old mother for a fancy birthday dinner in a restaurant.
The douche locked his 17-year-old pregnant niece out of his mother's house in the middle of the night. The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
By Man Elsewhere
A term used to describe the thorough cleaning of an object.
Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!? Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!! Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!
By J~bizzle