What's on your mug?

wankers who take over sacred ground of the cosmoss and destroy all in their path, for no obvious reason apart from blind rage caused by....them being to dumb? i dont know, but they are loosers. i might go and buy a katana and go on a killing spree of townies...ahh...

white, gold, and greasy hair made even greasier by hair gel, with a cap to top it off. also sock tucked into white a track suite. also like running away from "PIGS". Townie with a cause, a football fan. "mate, got any booze" "nah mate, lets nick some..." "yea ok init sound safe BO!" *nick booze* "ARRRRR MATE look what we got, some booze!" "Yeah mate..." *drank lotsa booze* "mate your a fucking prik" "you want some you you...you........." "come on then you yella belly!" "nah safe mate, id never start on you init, coz your sound init" "sound mate, goh, you had me going for a second there, init" "safe"

By Stash Monster

(see knob jockey or cunt) somebody from basingstoke hampshire u.k hangs around outside macdonalds and suffers from dickheaditis they usualy dont go to school and have 1 crack head parent they also whear cheap ass jackets that say the shittest and i mean SHIT logos i.e boston duffer and michagan half of these peopel thinking these are makes of cloths and not citties or sayings. they also thik eating posh pot noddles actually make them posh

man check out tht townie eating a posh noodle oi blud fuck yall selves full im posh u bumboclut ass wipe fuck face

By townie hater

Townies are the best type of people in the world ... every . . . they beat goths and sk8ers up and kill people for fun . . . . as well as that we go round drinkin and drivin

sum one who hangs round the spar waitin for sum one who looks 18 to buy booze for them , standing there with there nike shox :D adidas tracks tucked into there england football socks , and then there england football top with a fred perry jumper on coverd by a REAL fubu hoodie . hair normally shaved off and a stud thou the eyebrow

By George Wall

The only people in the entire country of England that have any fucking sense and don't such the US's dick. Spoken like a true American.

Person 1: Did you see that townie? Person 2: Yeah, he reminded me of a redneck that I meet in Arkansas last year. Cool guy, but I couldn't get pass the country music though.

By U.S. Merchant

At the end of the day it isnt what kind of music you listen to or what kind of clothes you wear. If your walking down the street and somebody who just so happens to be wearing a burberry hat shouts comments at you, its not beacause they are a towny, because at the end of the day you have to realise that they are the worthless peices of shit not townie. It'snot because they are a twony and thats what all you wet people out there have to understand. Bcause people listen to R and B, garage whatever doesnt mean that they are townies, or just beacuse they like nike and adidas and dont want to blow their money on real burberry so maybe all u lot shud get your facts right.

yeah theyare townies over there and those ppl are greebos

By nadia