What's on your mug?

One who tries way too hard to be cool.

Wow that guy is a tool. That group of guys looks like a Home Depot special!

By whiteflyer506

A complete idiot who is just so retarded that you cant stand him.Characteristics are as followed: Sports a bowl cut/mullet, wears zip-off cargo pants, has never talked to the female gender,goes to movies with only one other guy, sleeps on a couch with another guy, and finally getting there clothes picked out by there mother.

"Danny is such a tool"

By state high

1. A person who is reading the definition on the Urban dictionary for "tool" over and over again written by different "tools" writing it over and over again. 2. Someone who puts the word "tool" in punctuation marks. Whoops. 3. Someone who is being used by someone else but is too inbred and mindless to realize it. 4. A complete idiot. 5. Someone who thinks the song "Toxicity" is the best song by System of a Down.

Stop reading this definition, you tool! Hey, you "tool"! Hey man, I need a ride to the party. I can't go. Ask Sam, he's a tool. IMMA fiRIn MAH TOol! GEORGE BUUUUUUUUUUUSH! Toxicity is the best song by SOAD EVAH!!!!!!!! No, it's not, you tool!!!!

By Pokefreak001

Used at the Virginia Military Institute to describe one who has his head way up his ass, more specifically, one who sticks to his duty, sacrificing his good relations with other members of the Corps, even going so far as to screw his Brother Rats. See also, toolbag

I hate that friggin (name). He's such a tool.

By Cadet Historian

The stupidest most pathetic word possible to use for insulting someone for lack of any decent word coming to mind, generally thrown around by white elitist douchebag teenage boys who actually think it'll bother anyone if they call them a tool, as well as make them sound like a 1337 intellectual, when in reality it just sounds retarded.

p|_|nck r4wks0r: dat emo kid iz such a tool he likez sum41 and shit hahaha wow wat a tool lisin 2 real musik leik green day nd teh hevy metalz lololololol i am winrar!!!1!1 anyone else: Dude shut the fuck up already. No one cares.

By bl- -p