What's on your mug?

A ridiculously hairy character with low IQ and loads of insecurities

My friend is such a shrek.

By Realdeal22

A green ogre in the Shrek movie series that was once a meme.

Timmy: you like Shrek? Me: hell naw, he's a dead meme.

By afromyke

A giant green man child who strives to grab people by the swamp

Yo its trump! No that's not trump, it's shrek!

By Toyotaborn

Shrek, the most pimp, most awesome, coolest guy in Florida. The most amazing person to come out of The University of West Florida.

I wish my boyfriend was more like Shrek.

By Vanessa

A large green fucking badass who gets all the bitches and fucks dragons over like the silly cunts they are, he's also got a fit as fuck wench. His dick is like the great wall of china if it were green.

Shrek destroyed my mistress last night with the great wall of china

By jejejejejejejejejejeje