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Scene kids are a cheaper version of 'emo'. They compete over who has the tightest jeans. Both sexes wear neon coloured eyeshadows and big eyeliner. Scene girls love polka dots, stripes, and checks. They wear plastic headbands and bows in their hair. Scene Hair is cut in short, [like] a mullet, short at the back and long at the front, choppy style with bangs [straight] across their eyes, or sometimes they just have a side parting with a fringe covering one eye. Rad? They dye their hair obscene colours. Hair is mostly [black]. Dark brown is accepted. And platinum blonde. Random parts of hair are bleached [red], pink, blonde, etc. They wear loads of fake pearls and beads. Scene guys wear tight ass band t-shirts, mostly of bands no one has heard of, because it makes them look 'original' and 'more scene' then their friends. Their jeans, named 'skinny jeans', 'tights', 'girl pants', or 'drainpipes', are tighter then the scene girls. They claim to be 'bisexual', when most of them are lying, because scene girls think it's 'hawt' that they make out with guys. Stripey fingerless gloves are also in. They wear bandanas around their neck, in a back pocket, in hair, or covering their lower face. Every scene kid MUST own a pair of Converse or Vans slip ons because they're 'oldschool'. Scene kids listen to techno remixes and theme tunes like [Pokemon] and Powerangers. Scenekids must have a [myspace]. They have backgrounds of robots, pirates, dinosaurs, stars, and hearts, because it makes them 'cool'. They take 1,000 + pictures of themselves. They photoshop their pictures to make them black and white and then they add a caption, and lyrics. They love [internet] hearts, '<3'. They use words/sayings such as: OMFG, rad, sweet, smex, teh sex, dollface, luff, heart. Made up words are good: 'hella [tight]', 'prittyhead', 'bootyfull', 'mazing'. They say: 'OMFGz I'm Lyk Soooo Ugli'. Then they post a bulletin on [myspace] telling everyone to 'comment their new pictures kthanxbye'. Pictures are of themselves (of course) taken from above, at an angle, or in some form of mirror. They're often making the 'peace' sign in their pictures, sometimes the 'rock sign', sometimes mouth open in a 'rawr' guesture, mouth twisted to the side, eyes looking to the side as if shocked, hand covering mouth, sometimes they're swearing, because it makes them hardXcore. They also write 'signs' and take pictures of themselves holding the signs, which [will] say things like: '[Joey] is teh sex! ILYx<3' They add bands they've never heard of on [myspace] 'LYK OMFGZZZZZZ YOU GUYS RAWK MY SOCKS I LYK LUFF YOU KTHANXBYE'. They love to talk 'gangstur'. 'Waddup nigger, omfg, yoo gehy'. After saying this, they claim not to be [racist] or a [homophobe]. Most scene kids claim to be in a band. Some of them are the lead singers/screamers of their band. Bands have ridiculous names such as: 'My Everydying Razorblade Lust'. You get the picture. Long, stupid, pointless names. Scene kids get offended when they're called 'emo' or '[goth]' and they claim: 'Don't label me, I'm not emo or scene k? I'm just me'. Whatever, you bunch of cuntfucks. I get labelled as emo and scene all the time, and it pisses me off.

2 scene [kids] conversation over msn: (girl)xXx<3IHateLife<3xXx: Lyk woah waddup nigger (guy)xxx STRAIGHTEDGENowLetsCutOurselvesK?_<3x: Hey cutehead (girl)xXx<3IHateLife<3xXx: OMFGzzz I'm lyk so hyped bout the [Dashboard Confessional] gig tonight it's lyk totalli gonna [rock] (guy)xxx STRAIGHTEDGENowLetsCutOurselvesK?_<3x: [Rad], what are your favourite DC songzs? (girl)xXx<3IHateLife<3xXx: I've only heard 1. (guy)xxx STRAIGHTEDGENowLetsCutOurselvesK?_<3x: Kl me 2 i'm so hardXcore lyk that woaaaah Or another (guy) CandyXcore xxx: omg i'm lyk so gunna kill myself right now (guy) I'mxsoxhardcorexRAWR: omg [dude] why? (guy) CandyXcore xxx: today this gurl called me an emo [fag] because she saw the pictures i posted on [myspace] of me making out with dave (guy) I'mxsoxhardcorexRAWR: omg, but i made out with dave too and she didn't say anything (guy) CandyXcore xxx:That's coz i'm more scene then yoo. (guy) I'mxsoxhardcorexRAWR: wtf i started slitting my wrists way before yoo (guy) CandyXcore xxx: Yeah but I was straightXedge before you, man (guy) I'mxsoxhardcorexRAWR: OMFG i'm gunna kill myself too (guy) CandyXcore xxx: i'm gonna go slit my wrists now, because it [will] make me look lyk all emotional and then some hawt scene girl might feel sorry for me and make out with me (guy) I'mxsoxhardcorexRAWR: kthnxbyexxx<333

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