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Paul (pronounced /pɔ l/) is a well-liked and charismatic male with large genitalia. Paul likes long walks on the beach and late nights at the strip club! Paul has a way with words, and girls flock to Paul because of his irregularly large penis and well-trimmed pubic regions (including his butthole). Paul walks into massage parlors, blasted on cocaine, and shouts "Ni hao ma!", thinking that he has found the secret password for a handjob.

Dude, did you hear about the orgy I had in my dads basement over the weekend?? I might as well change my name to Paul! Roflrofl

By YourLocalLibrarian

P = popular. A = athletic. U = understanding. L = loyalhumble, athletic, funny, cool, popular, smart, strong, savage, and small. The best friend you could have and is also a great listener. He is known for his humor and funny jokes. He will always cheer you up with a great laugh and make your day. He stands out from his friends as the funny stereotype. He will always make you happy from his smile and sense of humor. He is the best friend to have and a great listener. He also cheers you up if you are feeling sad/blue. In all, Paul is the greatest name on the face of the Earth.

Wow, I wish I was Paul

By paulie_byrne96

Is a Black dude

that guys really paul

By XxMemestarxX

Don't be friends with this person. They ate my liver.

Paul ate my liver.

By groovy names

he'll be cute and funny at first but once you guys start dating, he'll just be playing with you. He'll treat you as if you're a game of Jenga. he'll stack you (lead you on)and then do something stupid and make you fall (fall for him). And then he'll be like"well she/it fell (for me) already so I'm done playing and he'll just put you back in the game cupboard. he'll just make you feel bad about yourself and make you feel like he's out of your league.even though you want to break up with him, you just can't get over him even if you cry yourself to sleep because of him.

I hate Paul

By akita2631