Dad
That man who went to get milk when you were three, along with his U.S. ID. Or just the guy who's inside you right now.
Stories: my Dad left after being tracked by the police and a bunch of furries.
By YaBoiWaffles
What's on your mug?
Dad
That damn hot guy you see when walking down the street. A.K.A eye candy. Not to be confused with your own father.
Friend1: Did you see that picture of Shawn Mendes shirtless on his Instagram. He is such a dad! Friend2: Ya he is so hot in that picture. What a daddy!
By Best gurl Eva
DAD
SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST
I DONT HAVE A DAD
By Lil bootyhole
Dad
Something I don´t have (Dad) noun, proper Daddy
¨My dad said he went to the market but never came back.¨
By no_dad_ grocery_store_lastseen
Dad
Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.
“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”
By SwissedCheesey