What's on your mug?

An amazing extraordinary girl who gets all the boys and makes everyone laugh. Lights up any room with her smile. Friendly and sweet like an apple

That girl is such an Apple. I can tell because of her smile.

By Ann1ero

What old people say when they mean iPhone or iPad

Grandson: *texting* Grandma: Get off your apple!

By satansgoldfish

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.

APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows! WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what do you open when you sleep at night?! CUSTOMER: Um... a window? WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product! APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast? CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple? APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows? WINDOWS: F**K you!!

By Herrickjunior

USED FOR RETARDED ACTIONS. BEATING UP CHILDREN E.T.C

I WILL APPLE U!

By MANIMAN

Overpriced

The new book Apple made costs about $300, I think I'll pass

By Madcap_