What's on your mug?

British slang for an idiot or fool

My favorite part before the Queen arrives is yelling "wanker" at Prince Charles as he passes.

By DianeSimmons

people that call me a wanker

kate: your a wanker alex: u just called me a wanker so ur the wanker

By notreal110392

British greeting, meaning the same as friend or "mate"

Person 1: Bruv you're such a wanker Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)

By noshush

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.

"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."

By Jakswastedlife

A lead guitar player whose leads are characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously (basically simulating masturbation). Generally a derogatory term. who's so intoewhose leads

Like we wanna watch him masturbate on stage, what a turn-off, he's such a wanker!

By just a girl with a brain