What's on your mug?

reet i dnt understand all u ppl that r slagin of townies ill giv ya my definition....... a townie has been given different names ova sum time now such as chav/scallie/blaza/sham. they are mainly made up of gyals like myself and guys who are really good mates. we are really loyal to one another and if one of our spars get into trouble we will be the first to get em out of it. we chil togetha in houses, parks, yea mayb we will go on street corners or bus shelters sumtime but only because we r at that age were we to old to stay in n do nuffin but to young o go out clubbin people say that we are cheap and were crap market clothes but no i own a quantity of nike (£70-£80) lacost(£120) and prada(£150)tracksuits and my gold earings wich all u seem to thik are gold plated and come of the market are actually 18kt and cost me £200, as for our hair and make-up we aint no old school townies around no more i aint worn blue eyeshadow and my hair in a tight side plait sice yr 9. i actually do dye my hair blonde but its styled nice. i hate it when haters call us thick or dolers coz i aint no doler mostof us go to college coz we want alot of money one day. most of us townies like listning to garage, grime dance and trance. mike skinner (the sreets bein my fav) lady soverigne is a typical townie her style is a typical gal style. People seem to think that because we have our own dialect were scum, r brumie scum coz they have a birmingham dialect NO, are londoners scum coz of there london dialect NO so y shud us manquinion townies get slated by haters because of the way we speke. Townies when out and about with there mates are constantly gettin pulled by the police its not fair we aint always dun sumfin bad, but mayb if the government paid more money to the counsal then they could make more youh clubs and we wouldnt get into toruble. it may seem that alot of us smoke but alot of moshers smoke alot of oldies smoke so who are you to judge.... i really cnt be arsed goin on coz i could go on all day defendin myself

some of my pharases "init man" "raaarrrr den da next gyal sed to da next man" "av ya got a fag i can borra"

By Loran

An remarkably flexible word which can be applied to anyone virtually who is a teenager and has not made any visible efforts in their dress to appear 'alternative' or 'individualistic' or more accuratley isn't wearing solid black. Very often apllied in derogatory tones by well off kids to describe young people who bear any signs of being working class ie gold earings, cheap clothes, old trainers.

I went out wearing ridiclously large trousers and a top saying 'f**k god' to try and get attention and the townies took the mick out of me. Boo hoo

By ad

townie vocab 1) mate 2) d'ked 3) faggot 4) startin 5) yah mam 6) " "'s got balls 7) fuckin bang yah 8) mak'e'Ds 9) G-Unit 10) lend us 10p 11) ciggi 12) hes not a mosher, hes a emu (emo joke) 13) lend us a ciggi 14) nob ed 15) wheres the crew 16) easy 17) get the skater 18) wat yah lookin at?! 19) smashed 20) muppet WHAT TOWNIES DO townies beat up old men and women for there chip shop money to buy "ciggis" and cider, they drive down streets, late at night, in shitty corsas, at 15 or 50 mph. sit on street corners, at night getting smashed and fucked out of there heads. they are the scum of the underworld, the rats of society and they are all "muppets". p.s do your part for society, kill a townie.

im not going to give you an example cos all you need to do is go outside macdonalds, nettos or jacksons and you will see for yourself.

By the voice of Hull

a townie is just someone who doesnt have enough personality to dress how they want or by things that 500 people dont already have. they are people who dont have anyfriends so they just become a townie as it doesnt take any effort ( u just have to look like a looser that hasnt had a shower in 5 weeks) they are also completely weak and scrawny and like picking on people twice their size they also love to talk about sex etc. although they have never even touched a girl in their life unless they were pushed away from trying to touch her up. also something wors than a townie ( if u can belive it) is a wanna be townie, (they acctually exist) they have 'house parties' the girls prentend to be drunk on a cola or if their daring shandy.

TOWNIE: do you tink he is gay? NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic? TOWNIE: what does that mean?? NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic? FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!

By Ella

also known as a chav weres trakkies (tracksuits) likes brands like addidas,rebok, likes fake Burberry

check out www.chavscum.com

By haddy