What's on your mug?

a poser; one who pretends to have something one doesn't have; anyone that refuses to don legitimate apparel accurately reflecting her soon-to-be-baller-status, instead deeming it wise to wear graphic t-shirts inscribed with lies, making claims such as "I have your two tickets to the gun show", with arrows pointing to each arm

K: "Dude, did you see Lexi today? With that "gun-show" t-shirt on? How come she didn't just wear her basketball jersey, seeing as she was about to go play 3-on-3? S: I don't even know. That girl is such a TOOL. K: Tell me about it!

By Duke0001

Someone who is hated by all, but tolerated for personal advantage.

Person # 1- Wanna go to the Mall? Person # 2- Can't, I dont have a ride Person # 1- Let's ask Brandon Mueller, he's a fucking tool, he'll get us a ride.

By Luke Luebke

Somebody who is used by other but does not know it. A cock. A sweet band. A gun.

Hot Chick:"Hey, Paffel, will you do my geometry, please? Paffel:(looks at her chest and says yes) Hot chick:"Thanks, Paffel, I don't know what I would do without you." Paffel:(Does her work and continues to be a tool)

By Galen Witte

A progressive Metal band that rocks the world upside down.

Guy: "Ohh the world is upside down" GUy #2: "Maybe Tool had a concert!"

By Danevati

Idiots who give up rights for "the greater good".

Real world examples of a tool " Are you afraid of blizzard finding out your gay love/beastial pr0n??? I mean srsly... its not like your password and stuff is saved in your browsing history at all... let em check the browsing history all they want.. If you have nothing to hide than i think you have nothing to worry about.... I think you are noob anyways if you are using IE in first place." "If it's for the greater good, why should you be worried about losing some privacy?"

By Wootbeans