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By oklolbruh

A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.

That sexy man is looking like an absolute John Wow nice 100 yard rush td u pulled a John there

By Gegs2048

John is a guy with a very big dick. Normally around 38-40 cm

John has a really big dick

By IsayTheNwordWithoutPass

This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power. Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power

Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble John: LAUGHS IN JOHN

By Joguan 69420

A dumbass

Boy: who’s that? Girl: That? That’s a John -.-

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