What's on your mug?

When your friend smells of chips and wears glasses

You: Hey! You wear glasses and smell of chips. You smell like a real Dan

By Ih8Dan

Someone named Dan is probably into the Neptunia series and horny on main. Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you. They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself. Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression. Truly an oof moment.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about that guy? He's such a Dan Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.

By Not Kiibo

dan is a simp. if his name is dan, he is spotty, like very spotty, bald, taller than the empire state building, chubby and obsesses over drums which they cant even play, simps over any girl in a 10m radius and will grow up to be a beer dad who goes to the pub every night and will probably be a brick layer to be able to buy his microwave meals on sale in lidl for 50p and his 6 pack of budweiser. if these occur, youve found a typical daniel simp. he also has no personality and thinks wearing hawaiian shirts and bucket hats is indie and edgy and cant get his own bloody music taste. typically, simps like dan will do anything and say anything to get a girls attention. damn, daniel.

me: did you know dan, he brags ab drum playing and cant even dudum tsss. he should get a personality. my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?

By dans a simp lol

The art of being dumb enough to change your skin complexion and act like an idiot all the time. DAN- Dumb Ass Nigga

That kid over there drank 15 beers and fell through the beer pong table, what a Dan.

By Danimus Prime

An annoying little shit who rarely goes online.

Oh that’s Dan, he’s lazy he won’t be online for long.

By good12838