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A unicorn is an alive creature that everyone loves if you don’t like them then your dead. There not mythical and we all love them there amazing ...... who knows what next

A UNICORN is not mythical at all

By Someonejk2012

Unicorns are a beautiful magical real creature. If you see a unicorn you will get 5 wishes

Sarah: I love unicorns Parker: Unicorns are gay Sarah: No there not you are Parker: Why do you love unicorns so much Sarah: I love unicorns because if you see a unicorn you can get 5 wishes and a ride Parker:Cool I want to see a unicorn Sarah: you can't unless you believe in them Parker: I believe in unicorns Sarah: Yay no more fighting

By Unicorn_Queen123

To unicorn is when you stick an erect penis into cocaine and do a line off of the cock.

“Man at the party last night Becky and I did a unicorn off of Jeff”

By Richard Young

A unicorn is a majestic creature with a long pointed horn attached to its head, unicorns live in the clouds so nobody ever gets the chance to see one. Unicorns are most commonly loving, friendly, and sweet creatures but some unicorns are not as nice, the unicorns that are not as nice are black and drink black tea and they eat raisins and beet smoothies. Nice unicorns eat everything sweet and sugary, not to mention very colorful. The meaner variety of unicorns contain dark magic in their horns, kind loving unicorns contrain kind and loving magic in their horns and they only use it for good. Mean unicorns do have the potential to be nice, all they would have to do is eat a magical bean that grows over the Bermuda Triangle, the bean is like a glittery rainbow therefore it would transform the mean unicorn into a nice unicorn. Nice unicorns also have the potential to be mean, they would only have to go on strike of doing good things and everyday that goes by where they are not nice, their horn gets a little darker colors become less vibrant and one day they will become a true mean unicorn. (My baby cousin calls unicorns hornicorns and it's so cute!!)

Girl: have you ever seen a unicorn way up in the sky? Teacher: no, of course not the don't exist! Girl 2: what!?!?? Of course they exist, how dare you say that!!

By ZIVY THE HORNICORN!!

A rare find and often considered mythical. A African-American (aka black) male that is found alone. A rare occurrence because black males normally travel in packs.

"Have you ever seen a single black guy walking around? They seem to only travel in packs." "Nah, I've never seen a unicorn."

By professor guapo