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The absolute most pussy, soft core sport there is out there. If you added some hitting into it it would be awesome.

Wow does that kid play soccer? He's probably gay!

By Queensxkid10

It’s very gay

Soccer is gay.

By Socca

good sport to play and just as good as American Football and if you think otherwise your an ignorant dumb ass who needs to really get over yourself and die.Just as physical as American:Football Basketball, and then of coarse Lacrosse soccer players that think otherwise are the reason no other types of sports players like them and thats why we make fun of you(you act like ass wholes sometimes)

Friend:Hey mike you gonna play soccer. Mike:Yeah that game with two goal posts on a large field

By Sports Guy

A code word for porn.

John: I was watching some soccer last nite! It got intense! Luke: Haha I bet the girl was all wet. Other guys: *laughing*

By Soccerplayer123

Being a soccermom. When you choose to stay home for the night instead of whoring it up you stay in and bake cookies and brownies and attend to the children with your christmas sweater. Mini-van parked in the driveway, with "My child is an Honor Roll student" Bumper sticker on the back. Usually used as a derogatory term.

"Hey Julie do you wanna goto the club tonight?" - Johnny "No im actually gonna stay in and watch movies" - Julie "OH STOP BEING SUCHA SOCCER; WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO AFTER THE MOVIE BAKE BROWNIES!?" - Johnny "I have to go home and do laundry and cook dinner and then i have to be in bed by 9 cuz my shows coming on and return my books to the library..." "OH STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKIN SOCCER!" Julie texts Johnny and says "Wat r u doin tonite!?" Johnny replies "I'm soccering tonight"

By hunijkah