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townie

Wot the FUK? i wear gold earrings, necklaces & rings (NON of it is fukin fake at all), i sumtimes wear trackies, does this make me a townie how all u describe em? townie chaps dow jus wana start fights & not all of em shout an insult 2 'twats' (goths/grebs/moshers/punks, woteva u r)Townie girls dow shag evrythin wiv a fukin dik n they certainly dow get pregnant wen they am 12! (fukin get real like). Everythin u say is jus bullshit & u all wana start findin sumthin els 2 do instead of slaggin off peeps that u dow even no 'innit'. FUKIN GET A LIFE U SAD BASTARDS! o yeh, if got anythin 2 say bk then go ahead & write ur own comment, cor wait 2 hear wot 'uve' got 2 say!

Goths/grebs/moshers/punks, get over urselves cuz u aint nufin special like!

By Lau XxX

townie

wel in my area a townie is someone who looks like they would think about hitting you but wouldn't fot three reasons 1) they are just chicken sh.it 2) they would know they are too scared of us coz we can outsmart tham and hit them harder 3)they would mess up their hair and think that are being insulting by reading insulsts off a peice of paper torn from a book and all appear to ware the same clothes but in different colours to show their 'individuality'

an insult by lauren - who i perticulalry hate i think that curly hair is out of fashion me:well it's a good job i don't beleive in fashion then isnt it lauren: nothing just walks off

By girly roten

townie

P erson R idiculous I nit C ock K inda stupid init This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life. AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)

I is well ard init

By BJ

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