What's on your mug?

take chuck norris joke and replace chuck norris with ninja

Chuck norris can divide by 0 = Ninjas can divide by 0

By ninja dood

First name. Based on the spanish / portugese "niña", meaning "girl", "maid" or "little one". Rarely found all over Europe.

Me: My name is Ninja. He Your´re kidding, don´t ya?

By NinjaA

Any badass lifeform that most often assassinates political figures, moguls, barons, lords, etc...

Damn did you see Turbine take down Steve Irwin...Sting rays my ass..it was all that ninja...spider.

By DJ Kag

Someone who has ninja like skills/powers and who is very witty and very good at bamboozeling a person. They also get a lot of gash and fear nothing and no one.

Alex Warner is such a ninja. Alex Warner is a ninja. Alex Warner is such a ninja and should definatley DO ONE.

By Sophie Elderton

g-rated verion of "nigga"

what up my ninja! whats good my ninja!

By Gregory cit