A nice guy. He will always stick up for you when you're sad or happy! He's hardworking and has lots of friends. John has short black hair, in a cool way.
Guy 1: Wow John isn't even going to have a snack break?? Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.
By Annoying Josh
John is the best Fortnite player in the world but gets nervous a lot but still good at Fortnite
John is the best Fortnite player ever
By Epic games employee
John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.
"I think that's John over there in the distance....yep, it's him. Hey John! What's up?!"
By That Living Human
John is loving, caring, very family oriented, hilarious, just a tad bit jealous, and a fucking awesome boyfriend. He treats his girlfriend like a queen, will love her probably more than she loves him, he will be super affectionate, and always want lots of love. He needs constant reassurance, he’s very insecure on the inside, he might have a childhood trauma that caused it. John, he’s athletic, probably plays basketball, he lives to make people laugh. He’s a sweet guy, super generous and kind, he’s always willing to help someone out.
Girl: who’s that guy? Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud* Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
By JuliusfromArea51
Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge
Me: Bro have you seen my pizza? John: oh yeah I ate it Me: .....
By Me, I’m him