What's on your mug?

when a man has a really small dick

that kids got a jake

By j schlep

Cooler than Nina and Josh

Jake is even cooler.

By Nina Q

A really well put together person. Can always rely on Jake being fly. But being fly, doesn't mean being fun. Buzzkill you may call him. Predominately staying on his phone and snaking his friends on nights out. Typical case of don't judge a book by its cover. Am I right? Where you think he is just "dropping his jacket off " he has actually gone back to bang the girl next door. Or at least try. Overall though he is a nice guy, but most nights out will end up with you realising he hasn't been there for two hours because he is tired.

Guy 1: Oh you hear Dan isn't coming out tonight? Guy 2: OMG he is being such a Jake.

By __I$lingw&rd__Kr3w_360N0$C0P3

A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today? Guy 2:No, why? Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her! Guy 4:Jesus Christ!

By PooperDoppers

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device

Oh you really jaked up that sentence.

By JakeItUp