What's on your mug?

A mythical creature, looking most like a horse with a horn, but it farts glitter and rainbows.

The unicorn flew in my dream!

By Ina_w

Every name for a dick.

WOW that guys got a big unicorn

By Alex and Rob

A fabulous horse with a horn on its head that farts out rainbows all though very simular to a Pegasus in many aspects the unicorn can't fly. Use full unicorn facts: ·A group a unicorns is called a blessing ·Drinking their blood will make you immortal ·There horn is magical ·They are the national animal of Scotland ·They are know extinct because Noah excluded them from the ark (this one is just legend)

Person: hey what's the coolest animal. There's one really fabulous one :Person 2 Person: which one is that? The unicorn of course :Person 2

By the unicorn of banterbry

A majestic horse looking creature with a horn that for centuries had been hunted down for its blood that they all turned into narwhals for protection and will onday hopefully turn back into their unicorn form.

Why do unicorns and narwhals both have horns? Because they are the same creature in different forms!

By Pan daz 4 life

When she’s tongue deep in your arse with the presence of mind to jerk you off at the same time.

Last night wifey gave me unicorn.

By Lanky Tone