Soccer
A shit sport for faggots that have no skill and are dickheads
Cunt "l play soccer " Normal guy " kill yourself you cunt "
By StewyslayerZ
What's on your mug?
Soccer
A sport in which u are sent to became a week pussified bitch that will never have a chance in a real sport like rugby
Mom:Did u go to soccer today? Boy: are u trying to turn me into a puss?
By AldePenetrate
soccer
The American word for football because they have to have different words for everything. Of course, this may confuse some Americans because they also have a sport called football, but their football different. Soccer=football American football=I have no idea but I think it is some form of rugby. Rugby=a vile sport. Of course this is written by a girl and girls don't know anything, obviously. I'm just a mere female creature of this Earth. My opinion doesn't count. Don't listen to me. Listen to some smelly, sweaty guy with a six pack. He'll know. Of course he will. Why wouldn't he? He is a boy after all. Far superior. Girls are good for nothing. (!)
Bob: He, douchebag! Check out my new pants! Person: Uh, hi. No thank you. Bob: AW don't be a douchebag! Hey, wanna play some football? Person: (Takes out a football) Yeah, sure. Bob: NOT SOCCER, YOU DOUCHEBAG! FOOTBALL! Now get me some peanut butter and jelly.
By cjsparrow
soccer
The American word for football, because they are very small-minded and know nothing about anything outside of their state boundaries.
British person: hello, I'm from the UK. American person: the UK? Wat, is tht, lyk 3rd world??? British person: er.. no. American person: oh. Do u ply soccer over there? Thts the bezt sport evva. British person: I think you mean football? American person: noooo. Soccer. British person: well, it's believed that the ancient Romans came up with it. They lived in Europe, and the Europeans call it football, so I'm pretty sure that it's football. American person: w/e, third world person.
By agb2001
soccer
gay name for football.
A: wanna go play some football? B: you mean soccer or football? A:i mean football, not hand-egg.
By lykaj