What's on your mug?

toilet mario alvin

guy 1: MArio guy 2: Very true

By alvintoilet

The name Mario is a European name but particularly Portuguese. Mario's love creativity and are usually the most successful and the highest in the room they are the sexiest people who last in bed for hours

What do you call someone who last in bed for hours : Mario

By Midddlefinger

A fat nigga with no job who came back to school after graduating.

Look at that nigga he's a Mario motherfucker cant even get a real job.

By 41niggers

You think he will be italian but then you meet him and he's a short egyptian with a hefty beard.

"woah who's that" "Mario"

By peepepepepepee

A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.

Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario? Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same. Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.

By Ryan Burrus is gay