What's on your mug?

a fanny (vagina) washer an idiot

i need a douche! your a douche!

By urban dictionary user like you

its french for shower its also a dickhead

Je me Douche WTF! it means i had a shower O...i thought you said im a douche

By applepinerd

A group of more than one hipsters.

Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche." Person two: "Which one?" Person one: "All of them."

By Some Guy Named Pete

loser who claims fame but has never had it, claims tours of America that were in fact holidays paid for by wife and family, and tries to tell folks about said holidays at a child's funeral.

"Trying to tell me about your holiday at this kid's funeral? Man, are YOU a douche!"

By Hamadryad

an asshole who is sassy, condescending, and extremely good looking

"That guy, Eric Shuffle, is such a douche"

By ruffshuff