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(n) a word that pussies use to describe themselves

*completely out of context*: “just letting you guys know that I’m vegan.” “Ah shit, come on guys, let’s get away from this queer.”

By ManicVengeance

getting asked where you get your protein like 12 times a day

"If you don't know the difference between vegan's and vegetarian's, a vegan is way more annoying." - "Shut-up, I don't need meat!" - P. Lawson

By supadupa453098

A vegan is another way of calling someone gay

Hey bro you wanna get some steak? Sorry man im a vegan Oh I didnt know you were gay.

By TheQuantumWorld

A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.

Teddy is such a vegan.

By ClaireCareyBob69

A person who only eats plants.

Carl: I only eat plants so animals dont suffer Leo: well, we omnivores eat meat that's mostly from animals that eat only plants and fruit Carl: Thats offensive to vegans like us Leo: from my reason we'll have to eat you *Gets a fork and knife* Carl: AHHHHHHH Leo: Nom

By Anonymous Be yeet