republican
1. Not all [Republicans] are filthy rich 2. Not all Republicans are [Christian] 3. Not all Republicans hate paying taxes Here's my [small] view of Republican vs. Democratic ideas:
Julie is coming back from [college] on her first [break] and his having a conversation with her dad, a strong Republican: Julie - Hey dad, ever since [college] I've been really growing Liberal ideas, and I truly support the Democratic platform now. Really, it's only fair that the rich pay more, and I think they should simply because they can. Dad - Hm. Interesting Julie. Hey, by the way, how's your [friend] [Amy] doing? Julie - [Amy], well... she's doing alright I guess. Dad - And how are you doing? Julie - I'm doing excellent Dad! Dad - How so? Julie (proudly)- I have a 3.8 GPA and I'm acing my biology courses! Dad - Julie, I'm extremely proud of you, and you know that. But, what about [Amy]? Julie - Well, umm, [Amy] has a 1.9. Well I guess I don't feel all that bad for her, I mean she's happy. She parties all the time, she has a boyfriend, and she really doesn't care about [college] all that much. Grades don't seem to be on the [top] of her priority list. Dad - Hm, that's sad. How about this! Why don't you go down to the dean's office and have a discussion, and see if you can transfer some of your GPA points over to [Amy] so you both get a 3.0! I mean, that's still great for your first year in [college]. You'll both be happy! Julie - What?! No way! I worked my butt off for those grades. Last week I was up until 2 am every night studying for my finals. I nearly aced all of them. Julie went to three parties and came back to the room drunk every night. Dad - So? Julie - That would be unfair - I could'nt do that! They're my grades and I'm extremely proud of them. Julie deserved to [fail] her finals. That would simply be unfair. I deserve my grades. Dad (pats her on the back) - Welcome to the Republican Party dear!
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