What's on your mug?

A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.

Wow, that guy just brandoned that girl...

By B-mizzy

A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.

Brandon, have you seen my socks? Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*

By Sniv-leaf

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.

Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.

By jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd

Coolest guy ever. Is great at video games and has a lot of friends. If you know a Brandon you are the luckiest person in the world.

Brandon.

By Hi I’m Cool

Has a cat named Paco.

Brandon’s cat speaks Spanish.

By Paquitonugz