What's on your mug?

girlfriend is a object you waste your money and time on

choccy: do u have a girlfriend tea: no im gay

By TIEN LUU

What you think you desperately need in your first, second year of university before your priorities finally change and you realise there's more to life than that.

Kelvin at 18: Ohh I really need a girlfriend who is really kind at heart. Kelvin at 19: I need a girlfriend still! Kelvin at 21: What would I do with my life??

By DavidandIsaac

Something most of you on here, can't get.

You: Hey, have you heard that Garrett got a girlfriend? Friend: Oh really? I heard he was on Urban Dictionary a lot.

By imlegallyblind

Something that I dont have (sadly). The only people that I simp for are video game characters. I am lonely.

Bob: Why dont you have a girlfriend? Me: Because i simp for video game characters and i have no life.

By RayIsDum

U gonna stay single forever hun, bye

Taylor :do you have a girlfriend Harry :left the chat

By U gonna stay single forever hh