Chad (adj/noun) To be phantasmigorically rad. To free-style like a boss. To greet other humans with smiling eyes and delightful enthusiasm. You wish you could put him in your pocket & keep him around forever!
Chad's so rad. He's the fad. So glad, and not mad!
By kari rawry
The approximation of the ideal male used to externalize your own failures with the opposite sex and avoid introspection.
Bob will never succeed with women because the free dating market favors Chads over Bobs.
By Rikers Beard
Canadian, blue eyed, handsome, tall, funny, sweet, and sexy!! Fantastic in bed, including..counters. May or may not be a fan of panda style. Drinks Jameson and PBR like a champ. Not a douche but known to play the douche flute. Was a rock star in another life. Definitely not a hipster. Past times include chugging a bottle of nyquil and seeing if he can whack off before passing out, kidding. You're missing out if you don't know him!
That's Chad, he's Canadian and hot!
By AceAsadian
A being of ultimate masculinity.
Just because you talked with 3 different girls doesn't make you a Chad
By NigJewMusWhite
Girlfriend stealers. Often seen doing sick 1080ºs on a skateboard. Chads WILL steal your girlfriend, no girl can resist the rad power of Chad. Chads absolutly hate watermelons. Watermelons are a known repelant for Chads.
"We've gotta get out of here, there's a Chad!" "Don't worry, I've got pepper spray." "That won't work, Chad's +7 Radness repels all things except watermelons." "Shoot! We're Ricked then!"
By PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs