What's on your mug?

A person who doesn't eat steak

Casie is a vegan

By Moneysquad

Person who is fridget but is tempting to have sex with.

SHES SUCH A VEGAN AYE! SHES A MEGA VEGAN

By user567

These people are such pussys they don't eat meat nor eggs or milk because the male ones make milk and eggs while the females have a micro penis.

Jon is a vegan Hitler was a vegan. Don't be like Jon

By Leminheds

Someone who opposes any form of cruelty towards sentient beings for ethical reasons. Vegans are known to advocate animal rights.

Man 1: Hey man, want to come by my place later to slaughter and eat a cow? Man 2: No thanks, I'm a vegan. Man 1: Ok

By VeganBastard

A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.

Teddy is such a vegan.

By ClaireCareyBob69