What's on your mug?

A word that elementary school kids use for their own entertainment.

Haha, dude. Shrek got rekt-bwAHAH!

By BurgerBoyBob

A green thing that has developed ino religions, memes, and sex dolls. Just remember to spread your buttocks for shrek and you will go to the swamp

"I spread my butt checks and harden my dick for shrek"

By Bloxymexican2678

Shrek is love Shrek is life.

Shrek:the one my dad

By mmmmmmmmmkjshakjsdhkgjsd

someone who looks sexy

SHreK is fuckin sexy

By I HATE DRONKEYS

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)

Hey man let me shrek you off!

By Perriwinklestories.org.uk