What's on your mug?

John is a great guy and he is so lovable, he's a ladys man but he ain't a player ;) You can always count on him whenever you need to rant or talk about your feelings, if you date a John hold onto him because you is luckyyy. John also has the best taste in clothes and music and is keeping up with all the trends, he's goofy and caring and hella loyal but he won't admit it only to keep his "macho" rep :)

Girl #1 : omg is that John?? Girl #2 : yeh he's so funny omg!!! Girl #1 : Yasss and he's cute, maybe I should talk to him :) Girl #2 : GETT INNNN!!

By johnsdamannn11

A type of guy that is quite, shy, has problems talking with word, makes "beats", spends time with a computer and a MEAT and Oppai lover.

That John guy want to be a DJ he might go far.

By Superflyking

A pussy bitch who needs to shave

shave your fucking face dumbass john

By renasty

John is one of the best people you will ever meet he will hang out with you but thats the side he fakes when he is alone he thinks about his life and he might cry for know reason and he won't tell you why when he has a girlfriend he treats her like a queen there is not a thing that comes between him and his girlfriend P.s my name is john

Hay John why are you down today. I don't want to talk about it is personal

By Johnleder

John Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities. He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree! Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe... John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!

I need a John in my life, Get me a John, Lucky girls have a John

By MiddleAgedMoose