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Blockhead's (albanian) Main Wheels

All blockheads drive BMWs.

By John Paul

A BMW is a very expensive car, also known as a Black Man's Wish. Some even refer to it as Big Money Wasted.

Guy 1- "Dude, did you just buy a BMW?" Guy 2- "Hell yeah i did!!" Guy 1- ".... Big Money Wasted....." Guy 2- "WTF?"

By BigBrothaPaulie

Big Mexican Women

Did u see how big that mexican women was. Yah she was a BMW.

By sir crop dust

Black, Muslim, White

Madhuri: I got rear ended by a BMW last night...I was so drunk... Aishwariya: Shit...are you okay?? Did you get a DUI? Madhuri: Nah! I got an STD...by BMW I ment a Muslim stud!! not cars... Aishwariya: That sucks!!! Madhuri: I know....INDIA Aishwariya: What? Madhuri: INDIA...I'll never do it again!! (I.N.D.I.A.)

By Thevenin

An overpriced unreliable brand of car, designed by arrogant engineers who never fix their mistakes, sold by arrogant pricks who would whore out their own mothers for a $6 beer at a yuppie bar, bought by arrogant douchebags who can't afford them and drive like pussies, and serviced by mechanics who laugh all the way to the bank. Also a brand of motorcycle favored by homosexuals. From the German phrase, "Beissen Mein Wiener".

I just spent another $2000 getting my BMW fixed and the fucking "check engine" light is on again! I rode my BMW two miles to Starbuck's so I could meet men for gay sex.

By Hansundfranz