YAT
The "Youth Action Team," a fascist organization that takes advantage of teens who want community service. Student Representatives refer to members as "Social Capital," and get paid for going to amusement parks.
Regular teen: Hey dude, let's go get something to eat! YAT Student Representative: Ah sorry man, I have to go to work today. Regular teen: Wait, what? You work? YAT Student Representative: Yeah, we're going canoeing today. Regular teen: ... How much do you get paid? What even? YAT Student Representative: $11 an hour, pretty good eh?
By Joey Bellas