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A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.

i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.

By Monkey Man

1.) The most depressive day of the year (If your single or not) 2.) Marketing scam created by Capitalist scum

Valentines Day? I don't celebrate it, I refuse to be forced into buying things which the Government gets 90% profit of.

By Thumper (Cobain)

- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy. Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals. - A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists. - A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.

Example Use #1: "I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS." Example Use #2: "The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going." Example Use #3: "Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane." "Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?" "Here. I got you some flowers and candy." "Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."

By Anonymous

A time where you waste $5 on a card for your girlfriend. Shortly thereafter it is forgotten and gathering dust on some mantle somewhere, and it's back to the usual routine: "Now what have you done for me lately?"

Valentine's Day is for suckers.

By Mr. Shmallow

A) A holiday occuring on the 14th day of February where guys are expected to get girls one of a few things: 1)flowers (red roses preferrribly) 2)chocolate (not white, but the regular) 3)a card (one that's red with a heart on it) B) That one day of the year where 90% of "good" guys are so depressed they are ready to go crawl in a hole and die because they have no one who loves them.

"Hey hunk, what are you getting me for Valentine's Day?" "hey man what's wrong? You seem really down in the dumps like you hate the world, you alright" "leave me alone, it's valentine's day"

By J.T. the Bible Scholar