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Tool

One, Usually a man, who is a loser, but nobody really bother to tell him to get lost. A tool typically wears clothing from Aeropostale, Hollister, Abercrombie, and or American Eagle. A tool usually (but not always) makes 1st grade jokes, is stupid, Has an ear pierced, or is just annoying. A tool is usually used for people to "borrow" money from. The tool sometimes KNOWS he is buying his friends: A loser.

"Micheal is such a tool." Or Micheal: "I know why I'm getting F's. I haven't been laid in weeks! I better go to American Eagle" Or "I put my iPod in my pocket and it went through the wash. I better go ask best friend Micheal for some money."

By The Felmale John Lennon

Tool

1. [Something] that is used to assist with the modification of an object or situation. 2. [Something] that is used to create or destroy. 3. Slang synonym for the males sexual reproduction whatsit. 4. Someone who does seemingly [silly] things; often used as a term of endearment, but not always!

I am a tool because I have been used to: Improve someones ego; Distract them from the mediocrity of their own existance; Make someone else jealous; To improve someones elses relationship (how bizarre); To get them a valentines day present (this year) For love. For [happiness]. For laughter. To do everything for them, and in return: To accept all of the guilt. To hold all of the pain. To take all of the blame. (It was never a game). A good tradesman respects his tools!! A [Hammer] is a tool both used to create and to destroy. My penis is a somewhat rusty tool I must admit (only from lack of use!!). I [hit] my penis with a [hammer] while making pancakes (as you do) That sure modified the fuck out of both the objects involved and the situation: I created a lot of pain I destroyed the pancake batter (all over the floor), and my [willy] - must admit i chipped a bit off of the hammer handle too!! I [hit] my tool with a tool; I am such a tool I do not regret being a tool - my penis however has a somewhat different (slanted) view on the subject [Sunday] [02]/11/2008

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