What's on your mug?

Suck My Uterus

Ex. A:Your a fucking asshole B: SMU u fucktard

By niggapleasee35

The action of sucking someone up. Suck me up

Jon - Aye oscar did you see how kevin asked me “Smu”? Oscar- Yeah bro he asked me the same thing !

By JonHoee

A very cute but very small boy. So small in fact, that the 5-letter word SMURF, signifying very small person, doesn't fit on any of his clothing - so he can only fit the first 3 letters on his sweater.

* I saw that picture of SMU wearing that red dress - he is soooo cute! * The ladies (and the guys) like SMU because he's cute, cuddly and about the same size as a teddy bear.

By Captain Spilly

Suck Me Up? (Head)

Hey, good morning do you wanna smu in the red truck later??

By Brother Joe frm da O

shut myself up

Anna: God chris why are you so loud Chris:Fine i’ll smu

By sam<33