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A fat fucking man who is always sleeping on the couch. He works at McDonald’s, he’s 28 years old, is dating mike, and fat. He reeks of farts

Dude did you see the game awards No Russ farted on me

By Angelo4

Russ is a real nigga you should keep Russ around as he has a big heart, and good personality, will be there whenever you need him as long as you love him

I want a boyfriend that’s going to treat me right Girl you should mess with Russ

Typically a dude on the shorter side with a massive dick! It takes him hours to tape his horse cock to his leg in the morning, just to go about daily activities. Godly good looks, and irresistible to women. Angelic singing voice, usually used for kareoke or slaying bitches! Ultra successful and might run for president, not sure yet. Voted sexiest man alive 6 years consecutively, but declines to, simply to give other men a chance. Honest, hard worker, and just overall great dude!

That Russ dude has a massive dick!

By Rusta59

A verb meaning to mess up, ruin, or negatively change a plan according to how it was supposed to happen.

“Dude you totally russed up our party!”

By Memezila25