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a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.

damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom

By kilometeros

When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.

When i pop my massive tent, with my morning wood all the girls jumped in.

By Eli R.

n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or 2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.

I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.

By Sixty Sex Spot

When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf

*birds chirping* *guy yawning* Guy: good morning sunshine * Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's* Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses* AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood

By Just_a_guy_named_grandpa

You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good.

Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.

By Shrekcanneverbereplaced