What's on your mug?

An American.

I'm afraid of merkins.

By U-Tard

A mermaid's family or kin

Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'

By Leonard Interocitor

an individual who merks around.

John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.

By cheekypete

adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'

'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'

By zandzy

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.

Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again??? John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.

By SWEETIEPIE