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The best thing you can do when you're alone

I masturbated 'till I couldn't breath... it was awesome!

By el_pichum

To touch oneself until an orgasm is reached. Males grab their cock and stroke. Females finger themselves, or use a dildo, or vibrator, or a hot dog... We all do it, don't deny it.

Bob had to masturbate all the time because he was too creepy to get laid. Jane would rather masturbate, because she can't risk getting a bun in her oven. Although, she's had her eye on Bob for a while...

By ChEeSe Is GoOd

When a man or woman, uses a body part to allow themselves sexual pleasure. Masturbation often results in a mess of genital fluids. These fluids can be used in many ways such as glue, fertilization, or even for a sweet taste. To masturbate in a male would be to grap your penis and rub it up and down in a continuous motion. To masturbate in a female would be to either rub you vagina up and down with a few fingers or to stick a long straight peice of plastic in the shape of a penis(a dildo) in the vagina and pull up and down.

Sex can wait...Masturbate! If it hurts...stop

By The Constipator

What you do when there is nothing to do.

When I woke up in the middle of the night, I took off my clothes and started to masturbate.

By KawaiiAnime

This is what I do when I see something that excites me and there are no males around. I go find a comfortable sitting and relax. I take my pants and undies off then spread my thighs. I start rubbing the inside of my thigh to get me warmed up. I am already a little wet by now. Then I lick my two fingers and slowly and softly run them across my clit. aahh this feels so good. I'm moaning in anticipation because I know what is about to come. I then lick my fingers again and start at my clit, slowing guiding them into my hole. I make a soft back and forth motion, then as hard as I can shove my fingers as far back as they can go. i moan. I continue doing this a few times and then pull them out. ahh. I am dripping wet at this time. I make a circular motion around my clit and glide acrossed it. I am just teasing myself at this time. I shove my fingers down in there again and quickly go back and forth and around and I do this over and over. I continue moaning louder and louder making weirder and more exciting noises only to turn me on more. I am at the best part now. I pull my fingers out suck them to get all the juices off and then put them in there for one last time. I am working at a fast rate now. Flicking my clit with one hand and jamming my fingers in with the other hand. ahhh. I want to cum so bad I continue my motions. I start breathing harder and moaning louder. I squeeze my titties. I finally cum. I moan as I cum. I rub the juices all over my body and lick those fingers enjoying every last drop. oh man that was amazing.

Jessica- "Hey Jane do you want to masturbate with me today?" Jane- "Yea! Only if you help me out though." Jessica- "Of course. I enjoy helping you out." Jane- "=). If only guys weren't so dumb."

By Jessica22233