What's on your mug?

A board game that sadly is more fun than the real thing.

OH man you totally hacks, instead of me being a billionaire you made me a poor philosopher. Aww, you spilled semen on my totally cool Life Spongebob Special Edition.

By tpfusion

The process of continually downsizing all hope and expectations.

By Phil Gwyn

The result of unprotected sex carried out by two horny idiots

Person 1: “Put your condom on, we’re gonna do it” Person 2: “I’ll pass; I wanna create a human life that’s meant to suffer then die.”

By Diantinatalist

The only thing you've got, in the end. Have fun

Cherish it as best you can.

By Galen Deepinglen

I wouldn't know. Haven't got one. I am addig definitions to the urban dictionaru for God's sake.

"Glenn do u have a life?" "What What?" "Glenn do u have a life?" "Ermmmmm... NO."

By Glennjamin