What's on your mug?

A person who studies hard to be able to drink more than anyone else while in school, then makes more money than the same people in the workforce

man why does an engineer make so much money for learning to drink a case in a night

By Heff

ERTFW.... There are three things thing this world that you need duct tape, WD-40 and Beer. Duct tape for things that move and aren't supposed to. WD-40 for things that don't move and are supposed to. And Beer for if it doesn't fit into the first two categories.

So your an engineer? Wanna fuck.

By danny ebi

A profession which has designed and developed everything from cars and planes to computers and cell phones to buildings. Often confused today with mechanics, technicians, and train drivers. Without them it would be back to the caves. They deserve respect.

The design of the Burj Khalifa tower required top of the line structural engineers.

By Allegius

A superior person

"we are, we are, we are, we are, we are the engineers. We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers. Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, now come along with us. For we don't give a damn for any old man who don't give a damn about us. Those money grubbing commie fucks are going straight to hell. And all those puny artsci' shits will work at Taco-Bell. So kiss my ass and fill my glass, it's only beer eleven. We live at Clark, we've made our mark, we're Sci'o'fucking seven!!!!!!!!

By C

A guy who finds a way to make stuff. Like this computer, your car, that nuclear missle silo next door... It doesn't always work. But it's pretty damn funny!

Trust me, I'm an engineer! I think we'll put this thing right here. Trust me, I'm an engineer! What the fuck just happened here? Trust me, I'm an engineer! With epic skill and epic gear! Trust me, I'm an engineer! Oh shit I think I'm outta here!

By CADPATRICK