What's on your mug?

An institute of learning, designed to serve as a hindrance to one's higher education. To this day I maintain that the smartest thing I ever did in college, was drop out.

The experience of a former student of DePaul University.

By nethcev!

the worst idea I've ever had.

I'm going to be a college drop out in about 5 seconds.

By collegekid153

An overwhelming excuse to go out, get drunk, get laid, and soak up financial aid while everyone thinks that one day you may be a great leader of the world

Hey, what are you doin' tonight? -Oh, not much just goin' to college.

By James the #2

High school that costs 40k and has ash trays and a better library and features even more useless knowledge

Dude: this is just like high school with hotter chicks. Dude2: YA

By greywolf

Aplace were people go for one or two of the two possible reasons. reason 1: To smoke lots of pot, waste your parents money and get kicked out. reason 2: To get a piece of paper stating that your brain is full of shit information that you probrably already learned from the "magic schoolbus" and that you are allowed to work somewere other than a fast food restaurant.

Son: Mom, Dad, I got accepted for college. Mom: That's great son. Dad: How much will it cost? Kid: Around 10k. Mom and Dad have heart attacks and die later in the hospital. Kid goes to college, but than drops out cause he's stupid. THE END

By Nik The Prick